Killer Queens

Freddie Mercury. Madonna. Queen Elizabeth. RuPaul. We walk in the footsteps of giants.

Found in the Isle of Tasmania, these natural born killers spent countless years studying the bizarre mating habits of the exotic Apis mellifera. From their ways, the tribe of warriors grew strong; enticing their enemies into sexual suicide and absorbing their power. The villagers knew well to avoid their wrath, but here, in this land with no natural predators, they can not be stopped! Victory is imminent, and the path to greatness is clear. Don’t be a fool. Next time you see a Killer Queen, be sure that you’re wearing red.


Annie Time

Annie Time

Blocker / Jammer

#247

Annie Time any place Annie Where

Assault n’Peppa

Assault n’Peppa

Blocker

#37

While she only started roller derby in January 2015, after being nagged by a friend, she’s really been training for this sport her whole life. She has a heart of…

Bat Ass

Bat Ass

Blocker

#312

I picked my name after the best superhero BatmanI love the hitting, the getting hit, the ladies and how hard derby makes me push myself.Outside of derby I love my…

Blood Thirsty Kirstie

Blood Thirsty Kirstie

Blocker

#5446

On the day Blood Thirsty Kirstie was born, prophets agreed that the young BTK would help found the greatest roller derby league of all time.This destiny was finally realized when…

Clever Moniker

Clever Moniker

Coach

#42

League Position: Head NSO Years Playing: One Education: Certified Personal Trainer Profession: Stay at Home Mom and Trainer Likes: Slingshots, Books, Weights, Carbs Dislikes: Steady State Cardio Sports History: Muscles,…

Dirty Meeks

Dirty Meeks

Blocker

#10

Years playing: I’m brand new!Likes: Getting dirty in the garden, getting dirty in my art studio and playing in the dirt with my daughter.Dislikes: Technology and being overly clean.Sports history:…

Femka Fatale

Femka Fatale

Blocker / Jammer

#94

Born in Poland, versed in the art of espionage, this violent femme is more than meets the eye. Quick-footed and sharp-tongued, she

Flying Frenchie

Flying Frenchie

Blocker / Jammer

#23

Years Playing: One Plus League position: Vice-President Education/Profession: Student & Modern Day Bad Ass Sports History: HAH if only… It’s a BIRD, It’s a PLANE, no wait – It’s Flying…

Força

Força

Blocker

#17

5th season with KQ/RCRG.Likes: Food, sarcasm, The Beatles, NetflixDislikes: Wind chill, peanut butter, traffic jams, runningTop Three Essentials: Macbook, fanny pack, my amigas5th season with KQ/RCRG.Likes: Food, sarcasm, The Beatles,…

Ginja Ninja

Ginja Ninja

Jammer

#130

After years of playing hockey, Speedy Guns Ali wanted to learn something new?hello, Roller Derby! Getting used to the hitting was an adjustment, but it is something she has learned…

Klassy Lass

Klassy Lass

Blocker

#35

League Position: First Aid Rep What I love about Derby: Women – Strong, Smart, Together!

Lady GoreJess

Lady GoreJess

Blocker

#71

Putting the ‘gore’ back in GoreJess

Mama Fury

Mama Fury

Blocker

#75

Years Playing Derby: Four Bad at Bios.

Mangles the Clown

Mangles the Clown

Jammer

#7/04

“Trying Something Awesome.” League Position: Michelle is the RCRG Secretary, we type minutes and such. I inform her vote. Years Playing Derby: I’m a Hunter. Height (off-skates): 13′ 4″ Birthday:…

Princess Punch

Princess Punch

Jammer

#44

After years of curtsy lessons and etiquette classes, prim and proper Princess Punch traded in her glass slippers for roller skates to take on a sport that combines some of…

Rugburn

Rugburn

Blocker

#83

Woe to the skater who underestimates this 5 foot, feisty ball of fury – the force is strong with this one. Raised in the wilderness of the Guelph Outback, she…

SLAYER

SLAYER

Blocker

#1111

why do you play derby? “You gotta give me something to do. There’s no way I’m sleeping. Don’t you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed” What…

Tragic Pyro-ny

Tragic Pyro-ny

Blocker

#57

League Position: Secretary Years Playing: Two Likes: Fiction Junkie with an affinity for Chocolate, Tea and a Good Narrative Dislikes – With the Fire of a Thousand Suns – Mushrooms,…

Tush Comes to Shove

Tush Comes to Shove

Blocker

#480

Dangerously cute – don’t let her looks fool you. When push comes to shove, Tush Comes to Shove.

Ziggy Scardust

Ziggy Scardust

Blocker / Jammer

#67

Derby has shown me what a good bruise really looks and how to wear that badge with pride! I take my skates everywhere now!!