Brute-Leggers

A pack of smooth grifters, hot headhunting honeys, and devastating dames, the Brute-Leggers are a blast from Guelph’s mobster past.  They’re sharp-looking, fast-talking, and always up for a good ‘ol wingding.  But when you get wise to these broads, you’ll see they’re more than just a pack of snazzy dames.  They deal in giggle juice, gats and sourdough, and they’re no strangers to the big house.  Frequenting speakeasys and gin mills, the Brute-Leggers always have the low down on the gritty underground buzz.  They’ve got real muscle, they’re hard-boiled leg breakers!  Don’t cross these wild dames, or before you can blink your peepers, you’ll wind up in a double-decker coffin!

Allie Artuso

Allie Artuso

Blocker / Jammer

#11

Why did you choose your derby name/number? Derby names are hard. Writing ‘1’ is easy. How many years have you been skating? On skates since I was a wee one.…

Annie Time

Annie Time

Blocker

#247

Annie Time any place Annie Where

Built Ford Rough

Built Ford Rough

Blocker / Jammer

#89

Sixth season skating! Built Ford Rough is known for hard hits and has top intensity! BFR is often told to only bring 75% of her intensity when the other skaters are…

Flying Frenchie

Flying Frenchie

Blocker

#23

Years Playing: One Plus League position: Vice-President Education/Profession: Student & Modern Day Bad Ass Sports History: HAH if only… It’s a BIRD, It’s a PLANE, no wait – It’s Flying…

Mama Fury

Mama Fury

Blocker

#75

Years Playing Derby: Four Bad at Bios.

Mangles the Clown

Mangles the Clown

Jammer

#7/04

“Trying Something Awesome.” League Position: Michelle is the RCRG Secretary, we type minutes and such. I inform her vote. Years Playing Derby: I’m a Hunter. Height (off-skates): 13′ 4″ Birthday:…

Olivia Nuk’em Bomb

Olivia Nuk’em Bomb

Blocker

#28

League Position: Brute-Leggers Liaison Years Playing Derby: 4 Height: Fun size. Likes: Getting my hair cut by Mangles The Clown. Dislikes: Reaching the limits of my lactose sensitivity. Sports History:…

Preying-Man Tease

Preying-Man Tease

Blocker / Jammer

#639

Double entendres make life more fun! The mantis is an ambush predator. It lies in wait and then snipes at its prey, eating it alive or ripping off its head…

Princess Punch

Princess Punch

Jammer

#44

After years of curtsy lessons and etiquette classes, prim and proper Princess Punch traded in her glass slippers for roller skates to take on a sport that combines some of…

Professor Wrex

Professor Wrex

Head Coach

#1 1963

Watched my first game 3 years ago and never looked back. I knew I had to be involved so I made it happen. Started my coaching career in ToRD with…

Rugburn

Rugburn

Blocker

#83

Woe to the skater who underestimates this 5 foot, feisty ball of fury – the force is strong with this one. Raised in the wilderness of the Guelph Outback, she…

Stefi SpitFire

Stefi SpitFire

Blocker

#828

I measure a day by how many cupcakes I need. Hell hath no fury like a woman on a 6 cupcake day. How did you decide on your derby name/number?…

T-Wrecks

T-Wrecks

Blocker

#86

Legal Assistant, Chocoholic, Sunshine Addict, Sock Hater, Professional Netflix Binge Watcher. Low Talker

Tragic Pyro-ny

Tragic Pyro-ny

Blocker

#57

League Position: Secretary Years Playing: Two Likes: Fiction Junkie with an affinity for Chocolate, Tea and a Good Narrative Dislikes – With the Fire of a Thousand Suns – Mushrooms,…

Tricksy Hellbent

Tricksy Hellbent

Blocker

#1848

Former super-sleuth Tricksy learned to skate when she took on the Case of the Missing Pivot Panty. While infiltrating the suspected derby league incognito, she discovered that causing crime was…