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Femka Fatale

Femka Fatale

Blocker / Jammer

#94

Born in Poland, versed in the art of espionage, this violent femme is more than meets the eye. Quick-footed and sharp-tongued, she

Hiro CreamYa

Hiro CreamYa

Blocker / Jammer

#Ground 0

You don’t want to be anywhere near ground zero when this bombshell goes off.  Much like the atomic explosion in Hiroshima, she’ll cream anything within 20 feet of the pack.

McMeena

McMeena

Blocker

#666

Why do I love roller derby? Because makes me feel empowered and challenged to use my physical and mental strength. “What we think, we become”. Roller derby is a very…

Olivia Nuk’em Bomb

Olivia Nuk’em Bomb

Blocker

#28

League Position: Brute-Leggers Liaison Years Playing Derby: 4 Height: Fun size. Likes: Getting my hair cut by Mangles The Clown. Dislikes: Reaching the limits of my lactose sensitivity. Sports History:…

Professor Wrex

Professor Wrex

Head Coach

#1 1963

Watched my first game 3 years ago and never looked back. I knew I had to be involved so I made it happen. Started my coaching career in ToRD with…

Scream Queen

Scream Queen

Blocker

#084

League Position: Treasurer Likes: Google docs, avocado, skating outside, coffee, terrible puns Dislikes: Mornings, burpees, when there is no coffee, loud talkers at concerts My derby face has been described…

Slamoiselle

Slamoiselle

Blocker

#5

Deep beneath the depths of the Shoppers Drug Mart Cosmetics Department, lives the 5th wonder of the animal kingdom, Slamoiselle. This make-up brush slingin’, all sass, cat worshiping, roller derby…

Stefi SpitFire

Stefi SpitFire

Blocker

#828

I measure a day by how many cupcakes I need. Hell hath no fury like a woman on a 6 cupcake day. How did you decide on your derby name/number?…

Ziggy Scardust

Ziggy Scardust

Jammer

#67

Derby has shown me what a good bruise really looks and how to wear that badge with pride! I take my skates everywhere now!!