Violet Uprising

Violet Uprising embraces the core foundation of roller derby…developing and encouraging girl power in all women. Every skater is a strength on our team. We build on supporting and encouraging everyone to strive to be their best, and with that: we succeed. We are V. U.

Built Ford Rough

Built Ford Rough

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#89

Sixth season skating! Built Ford Rough is known for hard hits and has top intensity! BFR is often told to only bring 75% of her intensity when the other skaters are…

Eat My Granny Panties

Eat My Granny Panties

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#88

Eat My Granny Panties is the granddaughter of Inspector 12 of the Hanes Underwear Company. She’s excited about the new upcoming line of skid -mark -free intimate apparel. She freely…

Fidget

Fidget

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#11

Why did you choose your derby name/number? Derby names are hard. Writing ‘1’ is easy. How many years have you been skating? On skates since I was a wee one.…

Hiro CreamYa

Hiro CreamYa

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#Ground 0

You don’t want to be anywhere near ground zero when this bombshell goes off.  Much like the atomic explosion in Hiroshima, she’ll cream anything within 20 feet of the pack.

Malcontent Reynolds

Malcontent Reynolds

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#2468

Out on the raggedy edge of the track there’s a job to be done, don’t matter much what it is, but you better bet that Malcontent will be the one…

Mary Goodnight

Mary Goodnight

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#007

“LATINA PATINA X AMOR Y PATRIA” There was once a feisty little girl in Mexico that loved rollerskating so much… she spent the afternoons skating in the streets and dreaming…

McMeena

McMeena

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#666

Why do I love roller derby? Because makes me feel empowered and challenged to use my physical and mental strength. “What we think, we become”. Roller derby is a very…

Miss Gelly Mean

Miss Gelly Mean

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#199

Lover of Puppies, Pizza, and Ultimate Frisbee.

Preying-Man Tease

Preying-Man Tease

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#639

Double entendres make life more fun! The mantis is an ambush predator. It lies in wait and then snipes at its prey, eating it alive or ripping off its head…

Ruth Skater Ginsburg

Ruth Skater Ginsburg

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#187

Years Playing: < 1 Profession: Lawyer Likes: Good steak, good wine, Goodfellas Hip hop allegiance: West coast

Scream Queen

Scream Queen

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#084

League Position: Treasurer Likes: Google docs, avocado, skating outside, coffee, terrible puns Dislikes: Mornings, burpees, when there is no coffee, loud talkers at concerts My derby face has been described…

Slamoiselle

Slamoiselle

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#5

Deep beneath the depths of the Shoppers Drug Mart Cosmetics Department, lives the 5th wonder of the animal kingdom, Slamoiselle. This make-up brush slingin’, all sass, cat worshiping, roller derby…

T-Wrecks

T-Wrecks

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#86

Legal Assistant, Chocoholic, Sunshine Addict, Sock Hater, Professional Netflix Binge Watcher. Low Talker

Tricksy Hellbent

Tricksy Hellbent

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#1848

Former super-sleuth Tricksy learned to skate when she took on the Case of the Missing Pivot Panty. While infiltrating the suspected derby league incognito, she discovered that causing crime was…

Vesper Lyndz

Vesper Lyndz

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#7280

While in MI6 Vesper worked tirelessly to thwart evil until her sudden retirement. She was known to have worked with the Munchkins to overthrow Glinda the ‘Good’ and free the…

Viral Mayhem

Viral Mayhem

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#12

Been playing since 2010, always on Violet Uprising (took last year off though )Sad that I had to change my number from H1N1, but know I’m #12 so I can…